{"id":3077,"date":"2015-01-02T01:00:54","date_gmt":"2015-01-02T01:00:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dientoan.us\/?p=3077"},"modified":"2018-06-19T10:15:21","modified_gmt":"2018-06-19T10:15:21","slug":"chuot-dong-chuot-tinh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dientoan.us\/?p=3077","title":{"rendered":"Chu\u1ed9t \u0110\u1ed3ng, Chu\u1ed9t T\u1ec9nh"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=container>\n<div id=left style=\"width:50%;float:left\">C\u00f3 m\u1ed9t con chu\u1ed9t \u0111\u1ed3ng, t\u00ean l\u00e0 Don Chuck nh\u1eadn \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c m\u1ed9t l\u00e1 th\u01b0 c\u1ee7a anh h\u1ecd, l\u00e0 m\u1ed9t con chu\u1ed9t t\u1ec9nh (\u1edf th\u00e0nh ph\u1ed1) c\u00f3 t\u00ean Timmy Chubby. Trong th\u01b0, Timmy m\u1eddi Don t\u1edbi th\u00e0nh ph\u1ed1 \u0111\u1ec3 \u0103n ch\u01a1i d\u1ecbp T\u1ebft n\u0103m m\u1edbi, kh\u00f4ng c\u1ea7n l\u00e0m g\u00ec c\u1ea3. Don \u0111\u1ecdc th\u01b0 xong kh\u00f4ng tin, n\u00ean t\u00ecm c\u00e1ch \u0111i g\u1eb7p Timmy.<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align:left;margin:0px;\"><img src=\"\/images\/cdct.1.png\" width=190 height=160 border=0 hspace=5 align=left>Khi Don t\u1edbi th\u00e0nh ph\u1ed1 t\u00ecm \u0111\u1ebfn ch\u1ed7 \u1edf c\u1ee7a anh h\u1ecd, Timmy b\u1ea3o Don, \u201c\u1ede \u0111\u00e2y, c\u00f3 m\u1ed9t b\u00e0 gi\u00e0 c\u00f3 nhi\u1ec1u \u0111\u1ed3 \u0103n r\u1ea5t ngon!\u201d Don kh\u00f4ng hi\u1ec3u h\u1ecfi, \u201c\u0110\u1ed3 \u0103n \u0111\u00f3 c\u1ee7a ng\u01b0\u1eddi ta m\u00e0, t\u1ea1i sao anh l\u1ea1i n\u00f3i l\u00e0 c\u1ee7a m\u00ecnh, l\u00e0m sao \u0103n \u0111\u00e2y?\u201d Timmy tr\u1ea3 l\u1eddi, \u201cB\u00e0 gi\u00e0 \u0111\u00f3 \u0103n u\u1ed1ng r\u1ea5t \u00edt, n\u00ean l\u00fac n\u00e0o c\u0169ng c\u00f3 \u0111\u1ed3 \u0103n d\u01b0. V\u1eady t\u1ed1i nay, nh\u00e2n d\u1ecbp em \u0111\u1ebfn ch\u01a1i, m\u00ecnh s\u1ebd l\u1ebbn v\u00e0o nh\u00e0 b\u00e0 \u0111\u00f3 v\u00e0 \u0103n ch\u01a1i h\u1ebft tr\u1edbn cho \u0111\u1ebfn s\u00e1ng!\u201d Don g\u1eadt \u0111\u1ea7u lia l\u1ecba \u0111\u1ed3ng \u00fd.<\/div>\n<p>T\u1ed1i h\u00f4m \u0111\u00f3, Don v\u00e0 Timmy l\u1ebbn v\u00e0o nh\u00e0 b\u00e0 gi\u00e0. Don v\u00e0 Timmy \u0103n ngon l\u00e0nh. M\u1ea3i m\u00ea \u0103n \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c m\u1ed9t l\u00fac, Don ng\u01b0\u1edbc th\u1ea5y Timmy l\u1ea5y v\u00e0i vi\u00ean thu\u1ed1c ra u\u1ed1ng. Don ng\u1ea1c nhi\u00ean h\u1ecfi, \u201c\u1ee6a, anh \u0111ang \u0103n k\u1eb9o g\u00ec \u0111\u00f3?\u201d Timmy n\u00f3i, \u201c\u0110\u00e2y kh\u00f4ng ph\u1ea3i l\u00e0 k\u1eb9o. T\u00f4i \u0111ang u\u1ed1ng thu\u1ed1c.\u201d Don nh\u00ecn k\u1ef9 l\u1ea1i Timmy, b\u00e2y gi\u1edd m\u1edbi th\u1ea5y anh h\u1ecd ph\u00ec v\u00e0 t\u00e1i h\u01a1n ng\u00e0y x\u01b0a nhi\u1ec1u, b\u00e8n h\u1ecfi, \u201cThu\u1ed1c \u0111\u00f3 l\u00e0 thu\u1ed1c g\u00ec? T\u1ea1i sao anh l\u1ea1i ph\u1ea3i u\u1ed1ng thu\u1ed5c?\u201d Timmy tr\u1ea3 l\u1eddi, \u201cT\u00f4i l\u1ea5y thu\u1ed1c c\u1ee7a b\u00e0 ch\u1ee7 nh\u00e0, \u0111\u1ec3 u\u1ed1ng ch\u1eefa b\u1ec7nh ch\u00f3ng m\u1eb7t, \u0111au l\u01b0ng, cao m\u00e1u, cao m\u1ee1, v\u00e0 ti\u1ec3u \u0111\u01b0\u1eddng.\u201d U\u1ed1ng thu\u1ed1c xong, Timmy kh\u00f4ng \u0103n u\u1ed1ng g\u00ec th\u00eam n\u1eefa, v\u00e0 tr\u00f4ng m\u1ec7t \u0111\u1eeb. Don th\u1ea5y \u0111\u1ed3 \u0103n ngon v\u00e0 th\u01a1m, n\u00ean ti\u1ebfp t\u1ee5c \u0103n \u0111\u1ebfn khi no n\u1ee9t b\u1ee5ng. Th\u1ea5y Timmy v\u1eabn kh\u00f4ng h\u1ec1 \u0103n u\u1ed1ng g\u00ec th\u00eam sau khi u\u1ed1ng thu\u1ed1c, Don h\u1ecfi, &#8220;Anh ch\u1eebng n\u00e0o m\u1edbi \u0103n \u0111\u00e2y v\u00e0 khi n\u00e0o h\u1ebft b\u1ecbnh?&#8221;<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align:left;margin:0px;\"><img src=\"\/images\/cdct.2.png\" width=190 height=160 border=0 hspace=5 align=left>Timmy bu\u1ed3n r\u1ea7u tr\u1ea3 l\u1eddi, \u201cT\u00f4i kh\u00f4ng d\u00e1m \u0103n nh\u1eefng th\u1ee9c \u0103n n\u00e0y n\u1eefa v\u00ec s\u1ebd ph\u1ea3i u\u1ed1ng thu\u1ed1c su\u1ed1t \u0111\u1eddi.\u201d Don ch\u1ee3t hi\u1ec3u ra l\u00e0 n\u1ebfu \u0103n nh\u1eefng th\u1ee9c \u0103n n\u00e0y m\u00e3i, t\u1eeb t\u1eeb s\u1ebd b\u1ecb b\u1ecbnh gi\u1ed1ng nh\u01b0 Timmy. Don s\u1ee3 qu\u00e1 h\u00e9t to, \u201cTR\u1edcI \u01a0I, ANH \u0102N \u0110\u1ed2 \u0102N N\u00c0Y M\u00c0 TR\u1ede N\u00caN M\u1eacP PH\u00cc NH\u01af TH\u1ebe, V\u1eacY M\u00c0 C\u00d2N X\u00daI D\u1ea0I T\u00d4I \u0102N N\u1eeeA! TH\u00d4I T\u00d4I \u0110I V\u1ec0 KH\u00d4NG N\u00caN \u1ede \u0110\u00c2Y N\u1eeeA!\u201d Don b\u1ecf ch\u1ea1y ngay ra ngo\u00e0i \u0111inh tr\u1edf v\u1ec1 nh\u00e0 \u1edf \u0111\u1ed3ng qu\u00ea. Timmy ch\u1ea1y theo, nh\u01b0ng t\u1ef1 nhi\u00ean c\u1ea3m th\u1ea5y ch\u00f3ng m\u1eb7t, kh\u00f3 th\u1edf, t\u1ee9c ng\u1ef1c, r\u1ed3i t\u00e9 nh\u00e0o xu\u1ed1ng \u0111\u1ea5t. Don nghe ti\u1ebfng \u0111\u1ed9ng nh\u00ecn l\u1ea1i, ph\u00e2n v\u00e2n kh\u00f4ng bi\u1ebft n\u00ean \u0111i tr\u1edf l\u1ea1i hay l\u00e0 ti\u1ebfp t\u1ee5c ch\u1ea1y v\u1ec1 nh\u00e0.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div id=right style=\"margin-left:50%;padding-left:10px;\">Don Chuck quay \u0111\u1ea7u nh\u00ecn l\u1ea1i, th\u1ea5y Timmy Chubby \u0111ang t\u00e9 n\u1eb1m d\u00e0i xu\u1ed1ng \u0111\u1ea5t. Don mau mau ch\u1ea1y t\u1edbi, v\u1ea3 mi\u1ec7ng Timmy cho t\u1ec9nh l\u1ea1i. Don l\u1ee5c t\u00fai \u00e1o Timmy t\u00ecm \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c vi\u00ean thu\u1ed1c tr\u00f4ng gi\u1ed1ng h\u00ecnh tr\u00e1i tim. Don b\u1ecf vi\u00ean thu\u1ed1c v\u00e0o mi\u1ec7ng Timmy, v\u00e0 b\u00f3p m\u0169i cho anh h\u1ecd m\u00ecnh u\u1ed1ng.<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align:left;margin:0px;\"><img src=\"\/images\/cdct.3.png\" width=190 height=160 border=0 hspace=5 align=left>Sau khi Timmy t\u1ec9nh l\u1ea1i, Timmy n\u00f3i v\u1edbi Don, \u201cEm kh\u00f4ng b\u1ecf anh v\u1ec1 qu\u00ea h\u1ea3? N\u1ebfu em \u1edf l\u1ea1i m\u00e0 kh\u00f4ng th\u00edch nh\u1eefng \u0111\u1ed3 \u0103n m\u1ee1 m\u00e0ng n\u00e0y, anh s\u1ebd d\u1eabn em \u0111\u1ebfn m\u1ed9t ch\u1ed7 kh\u00e1c c\u00f3 \u0111\u1ed3 \u0103n tinh khi\u1ebft h\u01a1n.\u201d Don h\u1ecfi, \u201c\u1ede \u0111\u00e2u?\u201d Timmy tr\u1ea3 l\u1eddi, \u201cB\u00e0 ch\u1ee7 c\u00f3 m\u1ed9t t\u00f4 b\u1ef1 \u0111\u1ea7y tr\u00e1i c\u00e2y t\u01b0\u01a1i \u0111\u1ec3 tr\u00ean l\u1ea7u. M\u00ecnh c\u00f3 th\u1ec3 l\u00ean \u0111\u00f3 l\u1ea5y.\u201d Don l\u1ea1i g\u1eadt \u0111\u1ea7u lia l\u1ecba \u0111\u1ed3ng \u00fd.<\/div>\n<p>Don v\u00e0 Timmy leo l\u00ean c\u1ea7u thang. M\u1ea5y ph\u00fat sau, c\u1ea3 hai tr\u00e8o v\u00f4 \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c t\u00f4 tr\u00e1i c\u00e2y. Don h\u1ecfi, \u201cN\u1ebfu anh bi\u1ebft v\u1eady t\u1ea1i sao kh\u00f4ng \u0103n \u0111\u1ed3 \u0103n n\u00e0y \u0111\u1ec3 kh\u1ecfi b\u1ecb b\u1ecbnh?\u201d Timmy l\u1eafc \u0111\u1ea7u. \u201cT\u00f4i kh\u00f4ng d\u00e1m t\u1edbi \u0111\u00e2y th\u01b0\u1eddng v\u00ec \u1edf \u0111\u00e2y, b\u00e0 ch\u1ee7 c\u00f3 m\u1ed9t con m\u00e8o canh g\u00e1c ch\u1ed7 n\u00e0y.\u201d Don ho\u1ea3ng s\u1ee3 n\u00f3i, \u201cTr\u1eddi \u01a1i, sao c\u00f2n d\u00e1m leo l\u00ean \u0111\u00e2y, kh\u00f4ng s\u1ee3 b\u1ecb \u0103n th\u1ecbt h\u1ea3?\u201d Timmy tr\u1ea3 l\u1eddi, \u201cKh\u00f4ng sao, con m\u00e8o c\u00f3 \u0111eo v\u00f2ng chu\u00f4ng tr\u00ean c\u1ed5. N\u1ebfu nghe ti\u1ebfng chu\u00f4ng, th\u00ec ph\u1ea3i b\u1ecf ch\u1ea1y ngay.\u201d Ngay l\u00fac \u0111\u00f3, Don v\u00e0 Timmy nghe ti\u1ebfng chu\u00f4ng leng keng. \u201cMeo, meo!\u201d Timmy h\u00e9t to, \u201cB\u1ece CH\u1ea0Y!\u201d Don v\u00e0 Timmy li\u1ec1n ph\u00f3ng ra kh\u1ecfi t\u00f4 tr\u00e1i c\u00e2y nh\u1ea3y xu\u1ed1ng \u0111\u1ea5t, th\u1ea5y m\u1ed9t con m\u00e8o mun d\u00e0i m\u00e0u x\u00e1m \u0111ang b\u01b0\u1edbc v\u1ec1 ph\u00eda t\u00f4 tr\u00e1i c\u00e2y. Don v\u00e0 Timmy h\u1ed1t ho\u1ea3ng ch\u1ea1y xu\u1ed1ng l\u1ea7u. Timmy la l\u00ean, \u201cT\u00f4i c\u00f3 \u0111\u1ee5c tr\u01b0\u1edbc m\u1ed9t l\u1ed7 \u1edf ch\u00e2n t\u01b0\u1eddng, v\u00e0o trong \u0111\u00f3 m\u00ecnh s\u1ebd \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c an to\u00e0n!\u201d Don v\u00e0 Timmy ch\u1ea1y \u0111\u1ebfn l\u1ed7 t\u01b0\u1eddng, phi th\u00e2n v\u00e0o. Ti\u1ebfc thay, l\u1ed7 qu\u00e1 nh\u1ecf cho hai chu\u1ed9t, n\u00ean Don v\u00e0 Timmy d\u00ednh ch\u1eb7t c\u1ee9ng ng\u1eafc \u1edf l\u1ed7 t\u01b0\u1eddng!<br \/>M\u00e8o ch\u1ee5p l\u1ea5y \u0111u\u00f4i c\u1ee7a Timmy, v\u00e0 d\u1ef1t ra. Don t\u00e9 nh\u00e0o v\u00f4 l\u1ed7. Con m\u00e8o ng\u1eedi Timmy, th\u1ea5y Timmy c\u00f3 m\u00f9i h\u00f4i b\u1ecbnh, n\u00ean bu\u00f4ng ra. M\u00e8o c\u00fai xu\u1ed1ng nh\u00ecn v\u00f4 l\u1ed7.<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align:left;margin:0px;\"><img src=\"\/images\/cdct.4.png\" width=190 height=160 border=0 hspace=5 align=left>Th\u1ea5y m\u00e8o kh\u00f4ng \u0111\u1ec3 \u00fd, Timmy nh\u1ea3y ngay v\u00f4 l\u1ed7! Don n\u00f3i, \u201cCh\u1ed7 n\u00e0y r\u00f9ng r\u1ee3n qu\u00e1! \u1ede \u0111\u00e2y ch\u1ec9 v\u00e0i ng\u00e0y l\u00e0 \u0111\u1ee9ng tim m\u00e0 ch\u1ebft! Anh n\u00ean theo t\u00f4i v\u1ec1 qu\u00ea \u0111i. \u1ede \u0111\u00f3 \u0111\u1ed3 \u0103n kh\u00f4ng ngon nh\u01b0ng tinh khi\u1ebft, v\u1ea3 l\u1ea1i m\u00ecnh \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c an to\u00e0n th\u1ea3nh th\u01a1i bi\u1ebft m\u1ea5y.\u201d Timmy c\u00e3i, \u201cN\u1ebfu v\u1ec1 qu\u00ea em, anh l\u00e0m sao c\u00f3 \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c thu\u1ed1c u\u1ed1ng, \u0111\u00e0nh ph\u1ea3i ch\u1ecbu \u1edf l\u1ea1i \u0111\u00e2y th\u00f4i.\u201d Don th\u1edf d\u00e0i, \u201cV\u1eady th\u00ec t\u1eeb nay t\u00f4i s\u1ebd su\u1ed1t \u0111\u1eddi l\u00e0 chu\u1ed9t \u0111\u1ed3ng, c\u00f2n anh th\u00ec su\u1ed1t \u0111\u1eddi l\u00e0 chu\u1ed9t t\u1ec9nh.\u201d Sau \u0111\u00f3, Don t\u1eeb gi\u00e3 Timmy tr\u1edf v\u1ec1 nh\u00e0 \u1edf \u0111\u1ed3ng qu\u00ea.\n<\/div>\n<p>Kh\u00f4ng bi\u1ebft Don Chuck hay Timmy Chubby s\u1ebd s\u1ed1ng l\u00e2u h\u01a1n?\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>C\u00f3 m\u1ed9t con chu\u1ed9t \u0111\u1ed3ng, t\u00ean l\u00e0 Don Chuck nh\u1eadn \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c m\u1ed9t l\u00e1 th\u01b0 c\u1ee7a anh h\u1ecd, l\u00e0 m\u1ed9t con chu\u1ed9t t\u1ec9nh (\u1edf th\u00e0nh ph\u1ed1) c\u00f3 t\u00ean Timmy Chubby. Trong th\u01b0, Timmy m\u1eddi Don t\u1edbi th\u00e0nh ph\u1ed1 \u0111\u1ec3 \u0103n ch\u01a1i &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dientoan.us\/?p=3077\">\u0110\u1ecdc ti\u1ebfp <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[15],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dientoan.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3077"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dientoan.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dientoan.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dientoan.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dientoan.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3077"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.dientoan.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3077\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dientoan.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3077"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dientoan.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3077"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dientoan.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3077"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}